Chad Ochocinco Results

This is the type of story I can't even comment on and be able to look myself in the mirror with a straight face ever again.  But, its out there. I guess we can just hope that Ochocinco wasn't referring to Manhattan Clam Chowder.  Or depending on your opinion of him, maybe that's what you should be hoping he was talking about.
OK, now New England is just messing with us now.

A few hours after reportedly acquiring DT Albert Haynesworth for the measly sum of a fifth round pick, the Patriots have reportedly acquired Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco. ESPN's John Clayton reports Ochocinco had to restructure his contract to get the deal done. Now he has a new three-year deal in New England.
Ochocinco to the Raiders had been a rumor ever since Hue Jackson was named head coach, and Chad tweeted something to the effect that Hue Jackson was the greatest coach he had ever worked with. I was skeptical with that rumor, or any rumor connecting the Raiders to wide receiver. My thinking was that the Raiders would give their young receivers one more year to develop.